My Loser Wife
Yes, there she is folks, my loser wife (hey, remember this blog is called “Josh Is a LOSER”….it’s theming, ya get it?)
So I just thought it was a good time to introduce you to another character in the cast of the reality show that is my life. This amazing woman is most likely up to her elbows or higher in baby doo-doo at the moment….she just likes it. I kid. She is currently at home keeping our 3 and someone else’s 2 under control, all the while encouraging me to “stay on the wagon”. She’s been working on her own little fitness program, called “babycize”, where you carry 2 20 lbs MOVING weights around for 10 hours straight with no breaks. I tried it….I last about 20 minutes and then I cry….cry like I did after my first Jillian Michaels workout DVD. Big tears…ugly.
Anyway, today I celebrate my loser wife, who has put up with my rotundity for TOO LONG, and has managed to love me through this whole process. She is the bomb.com.